🖤 PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:

A conversation. A con. A verse. All three simultaneously.

This is exactly how Cat Face Killer has always worked — a title that functions on three levels at once, each one plausible, none of them the official answer. Con Verse is the linguistic sleight of hand that defines the CFK approach to everything: say the thing, but say it in a way that forces the listener to do the work of figuring out what the thing actually is.

Is it a conversation that is also a deception? A deceptive verse? A verse that converts? A con that speaks? A sneaker brand weaponized into a philosophical position?

Yes. All of it. That is the point.

Cat Face Killer doesn’t give you the answer. They give you the question and leave it on the wall and drive away in whatever vehicle extraterrestrial punk-noise duos from Alpha Centauri drive.

Con Verse. Figure it out yourself. That’s the whole lesson.

All purchases support the ongoing documentation of the Cat Face Killer conspiracy and the full creative universe of Jeffery Page & Friends.

The Tee:

• Heather fabric: 50/50 cotton-poly blend

• Structured heather grey — the color of ambiguity done right

• Taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched throughout

• Sizes S through 5XL

Available in: Graphite Heather.

Cat Face Killer © H.C. Nightshade / Jeffery Page & Friends. A Sunset Sirens Records artist.