🖤 PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:

The album title that told you everything you needed to know in 1989 and still does.

Music to Beat Your Dog Too is Cat Face Killer’s 1989 LP — the record that arrived at the precise moment when American underground music was at peak confrontational energy and still managed to be more confrontational than everything around it. The title alone was enough to get it banned in three states that never officially acknowledged its existence.

This is not an album about cruelty. It is an album about absurdism — the CFK philosophy that the most subversive thing you can do is name something exactly what it is and let the people who can’t handle the name self-select out of the conversation. It worked in 1989. It works now.

The Graphite Heather colorway is the right one for this record. It is the color of something that has been through things and doesn’t need to advertise them.

The dog didn’t mind. The establishment did.

All purchases support the ongoing documentation of the Cat Face Killer conspiracy and the full creative universe of Jeffery Page & Friends.

The Tee:

• Heather fabric: 50/50 cotton-poly blend — slightly softer than the classic, holds the color deep

• 5.0 oz — lighter than the straight cotton, drapes differently. Right for this album.

• Taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched throughout

• Sizes S through 5XL

Available in: Graphite Heather.

(The color of a bootleg cassette someone found in a shoebox in 1993 and still plays.)

Cat Face Killer © H.C. Nightshade / Jeffery Page & Friends. A Sunset Sirens Records artist.