“The self is the only cult worth joining. Everything else wants something from you.

The Cult of Me is the most self-aware possible response to a culture of cults — brand cults, celebrity cults, political cults, the endless ecosystems of belonging that require you to surrender something in order to participate. The Cult of Me requires exactly one member and asks for nothing except your full attention to your own actual life.

Jeffery Page & Friends present this not as narcissism but as philosophy: the most radical thing a person can do in a world of manufactured belonging is decide that the most important organization they will ever join is themselves.

Sizes S–5XL. Graphite Heather and Gold — the two colors of someone who has stopped waiting for permission.