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You found it. Most people don’t.

Trinity

This is the foundational piece. The Cat Face Killer tee that started the merchandise conspiracy — the wearable document of the most important underground band in Los Angeles history that zero mainstream sources will confirm and every serious crate digger already knows.

Cat Face Killer debuted at Hong Kong Café in Los Angeles in 1984. Two masked figures. Cat heads. No real names. A sound that nobody had a category for — punk, rap, noise, funk, and something that came from considerably further away than Detroit or the South Bay. Eleven albums deep into a discography that is considered sacred among cassette cultists and banned manifestos collectors. Zero mainstream recognition. Maximum underground worship.

Jeffery Page — Los Angeles avant-garde artist, Toothbrush Theory painter, narrator of the CFK conspiracy — has been wearing this band since before wearing it was a statement. Now it can be yours.

This is not band merch. This is a declaration of allegiance to the underground, to the unclassifiable, and to the two cat-masked extraterrestrials who came here specifically to destroy the fascist regime known only as MAMBA.

They walk amongst you. Now you walk amongst them.

All purchases support the ongoing documentation of the Cat Face Killer conspiracy and the full creative universe of Jeffery Page & Friends..