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These are the personal blogs, journals, poems, notes, ideas, Today’s Thoughts and other just writings of Los Angeles Avant Garde Artist Jeffery Page. All opinions, rants, raves and other content is just a perspective of a human being living in the United States using their first amendment right to create in some shape or form. Some fiction. Some Fairytale. Overall just some who creates daily in all mediums possible regardless good or bad. It will now be considered my Tabloid Slut.

Tabloid SLUT! - TEST #1 - Spreading Knowledge - Today like a virus, Blueberries for Clarity & the Pope Lick Monster.

Tabloid SLUT! - TEST #1 - Spreading Knowledge -Today like a virus, Blueberries for Clarity & the Pope Lick Monster. Night Visions.

Is this the Pope Lick Monster? by Jeffery Page

Is this the Pope Lick Monster??? Not…

Today like a virus, Blueberries for Clarity & the Pope Lick Monster.

Hello My Friends,

It’s been over a year since I have dove into my world and trying to make it the best I can for I know the formula of Gold now. I believe I truly always did but just lost the formula for awhile. The best thing I have ever done though was to refer to my journals, my notes, my memories finding it all. Compounding with more of today’s wisdom the clarity is phenomenal. So on this note I am keeping this one brief. Watch for those who drain your energy and waste your time. Never be afraid to Do It Yourself and leave some behind. So keep checking back I’m in full swing and united with all your favorites and more. Thank you for your continued faith and understanding for I love you all. Sincerely Me aka Jeffery

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ADHD-Friendly Recipe: Blueberry Chia Brain Smoothie

Packed with antioxidants and omega-3s, this smoothie helps reduce inflammation and boost cognitive function perfect for ADHD focus. I have had 2 lovely ladies in my life make me smoothies on a regular basis. One was very aware of my ADHD and was great with understanding of food. I miss her smoothies and cooking the most. She knew I’d I will never say no to this one. Seriously one of my favorites. I love both ex’s who enjoyed better food for better living for this smoothie. The most recent also added honey. She knew my sweet tooth even if she didn’t have one…Supposedly ; ) At any rate below is what you need. Leave a comment if you make it. I truly love making these if I want to spil myself.

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup unsweetened almond milk

  • 1 banana

  • ½ cup frozen blueberries

  • 1 tbsp chia seeds

  • 1 tbsp almond butter

  • Dash of cinnamon

Directions:

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Blend until smooth and creamy. Drink chilled for a refreshing boost to start your day or beat the midday brain fog.
Random Plant Fact: Bacopa Monnieri – Brain Tonic Herb

Used in Ayurvedic medicine, Bacopa is known to enhance memory, reduce anxiety, and improve processing speed. It’s a gentle, non-stimulating way to support long-term brain health.

Tea Recommendation: Bacopa-Infused Green Tea

Hanya mask tattoo on musician Rodney Wirtz — inside bicep placement by Los Angeles tattoo artist Jeffery Page at Get Away Tattoo

Hanya inside bicep done on a Get Away Tattoo Trip on Rodney Wirtz

Coffee and tea on the porch at legendary LA punk photographer Ed Colver's Highland Park home — morning ritual documented by Jeffery Page

Coffee and Tea At Ed Colver’s House in Highland Park

A brain-boosting brew that blends calm alertness with clarity. Perfect for mid-morning sipping while you sketch, write, or organize your thoughts. I enjoy Green Tea just as much as I do Coffee. It works great with many types of people on helping with focus and being present.

California Fact: California Was Once Its Own Republic

In 1846, a small group of American settlers rebelled against the Mexican government and declared California an independent nation for less than a month—the “Bear Flag Revolt.” Did you also know that California is depicted on some maps as an island? I truly do love California and it’s people. I really never seemyself leaving California unless it was Baja California.

The Charles Schulz Museum is in Northern California. First person to send Victoria@JefferyPage.com an email where will get a gift for free.

Good Luck!!!

Neuroscience Nugget: The ADHD Brain Often Struggles With Time Awareness

Known as “time blindness,” this is a common symptom. Using external reminders, visual clocks, or scheduling breaks can help train time awareness in daily routines.

I truly recommend following my friend Andrew Huebermann for all neuro science. His knowledge helped me escape a lot of my previous patterns and awareness of what we can do to reprogram our brains to be the best we can be. I appreciate all his sharing of knowledge.

Los Angeles Fun Fact: L.A. Has a Hidden Underground Trolley System and a Rabbit

Long before freeways, the Pacific Electric “Red Car” system ran over 1,000 miles of electric rail—some of it still hidden beneath today’s city streets. I first learned of this as a child in the Eighties in the movie Who framed Roger Rabbit? Which is also one of my favorite movies of all time. It seems Los Angeles truly has many underground layers to it. From tells of lizard people, lost treasure in Elysian Park, A trolley that took you to the heaven’s and a system network that has been hidden to most who live above. I have known people who have navigated this network of tunnels while I lived in DTLA. Which is where the epicenter of the network begins. I truly love exploring. From here on out I will make an attempt to share and document more of this wonderful city, state and country. As I’m rolling like a stone and jumpin’ so called trollies.

Cryptid Corner: The Pope Lick Monster (Kentucky) and the true G.O.A.T Tom Savini

The Pope Lick Monster is Said to live beneath a railway trestle in Louisville, this half-man, half-goat creature allegedly lures victims onto the bridge. I guess a cross between Rumpelstiltskin and a Satyr or Faun depending on the Mythology then again the Devil himself. If this was the eighties I’m sure Geraldo or Phil Donahue would of had a n episode on it and blaming teenagers and Satan worship. Regardless some say it uses hypnosis to persuade you to beneath tracks like a Pope. Could even be some of thse people on the Epstein List looking for their so to speak appetizers. Probably humming the song “Big Rock Candy Mountain”. Others blame optical illusions. Either way, the legend continues to haunt locals like the idea that Tom Savani used Epstein’s likeness for the Black Phone Mask. Which you as me is super Creepy. Definiotely ranks with some of the greatest horror Masks of all time. Which if you think about it. Tom Savani is the “G.O.A.T. of horror make up and special effects.” My friend and fellow nerd Ace Von Johnson would agree to that. I am slo honored to recieve a hockey mask that was autgraphed by Tom Savini who helped create my Mother’s favorite Friday the 13th. I will say I loved Dawn of the Dead (Original) and still to this day is Cameo scene in Maniac truly one of the most horrifying scenes caught in horror cinema still to date. At least in my opinion. Either way the Pope Lick monster to me is probably a true maniac and not a half man half goat. Then again what the hell do I know. Tom still rules.



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'Shine Bright' — Today's Thought photography by Jeffery Page, Downtown Los Angeles, Tabloid Slut journal series

Today’s Thought - Shine Bright

Professor Page's Old Timey Photos Coloring Book — 40 pages of vintage photo reference for tattoos and painting compiled by Jeffery Page, available for digital download at JefferyPage.com

Professor Page’s Old Timey Photos Coloring Book (40 pages of Old Collected Photo Reference for tattoos and painting compiled by Jeffery for Jeffery Page & Friends. (Available for Download)

Did you want a page into one of the many soon to be epic stories from Jeffery - Read Below

Night Visions- Right off the Bat, Nothing is what it seems. I present you the case of how I see it upon 2026. This was a reason for it all. I was just trying to save us. They had one common denominator. It was hard to at first yet got easier as I repeated the task at hand. It wasn’t just me I know. As there were too many of them. It seemed though for everyone I saw there were at least two that hid in the shadows waiting for opportunities. It is Los Angeles. It is a town that promises you sunshine but hides it crosses. So many habitats here hide the puddles of blood that lays upon it’s cold foundation. I didn’t start off this way. Originally I lived in Long Beach, Ca. It was a different time then now. Looking back it seems a lifetime ago. I thought I was happy then with only one thing different. I felt like I needed a Dame. That is when I warned by an old man who was sitting next to me at the bar in the Burgundy room in Hollywood, Ca. As we were sitting there he told me the reason why he was still here able to sip on a beverage these days as it was opening time at the bar and I was waiting to catch a plane ride to see my what  I thought was my fiance at least at  time. She left about a month ago to work in New York for the summer at the Met in the summer of 2013. She had a major in art history which made it a great opportunity as we were struggling and we always talked about maybe moving to New York.. Either way What he began to say I thought was a joke. But he warned me that one day soon he would see on how she was taken by another man while she was gone. Right away I came to her defense as I knew she would never. Yet, proceeded to cut me off to explain to me not like that way young fellow. What I mean is she was bitten. At first I am like what? and he said that I have heard of the tales. The Gorgon,  Vampyr, Vlad the Impaler, Nosferatu, Dracul, The Prince of Darkness, The Vampire. I said sure old man. He said,”Have it your own way”.At least let me buy you a parting drink. The name is Stanton, Dean. You can call me Dean. Someday you will see what this town is truly about kid. As he motioned to Ian for a few shots.  Ian came over poured three rocks glasses of whiskey as Dean Said to survival. Cheers. We raised our glasses and took them down. I don’t need to say at this point and time I felt the warmth already take over me. Dean wished me a good day and said to remember what he said. I am Hollywood Vampire not a real Vampire. Although we know for a fact she was turned. Your future wife is now the undead. He closed out with Ian. It was my time to catch a ride to LAX to JFK. Then he was about to leave then turned around and asked if I could do him a favor. Since he did buy me a shot and my drink I sad sure. Please wear the crucifix my friend Jack gave me until you at least return from New York and Beware of the night reflections. (A tale of Los Angeles on the Dark Side)

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